Nobody told me. NO ONE. I have spent my few decades trying to figure out how to find underwear that don't climb inside my cracks, or tossing aside those whimsically show a slice of my ass. I have tried to go without, which is fantastic until it is winter and my buttcheeks are two little snowballs, burning with cold every time I go inside. And then...I found men's underwear.
Seriously. Nice and roomy in the crotch, so your vag can breathe. Goes down your thighs a little bit to keep the wobblies in order, and I can still wear my pants that have enormous holes in the thighs (this is all of my pants). They also go above your pants and there is no possibility of your crack showing. SERIOUSLY. Amazing.
I am free! I can breathe! No more "fun" designs or 15 shades of pink and no fucking grey!
You all knew. I keep running up to women and excitedly saying "have you heard??" only to hear that they have. You lucky bastards.
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